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09/18/2004: "Bring It On Kofi!"

Kofi Annan, worthless head of our good buddies at the UN, this week slipped up in an interview with the BBC last Thursday and said the US led war in Iraq was an ‘illegal’ war. Unfortunately for us, his pattern of empty words without action will probably prevail.

Hey Kofi, if the war was illegal and the US and its coalition violated the UN Charter then you are duty bound to convene the Security Council to examine the evidence and redress the situation. If found guilty by the Security Council, you are duty bound to reinstate Saddam Hussein to power in Iraq and sanction the 33 UN member rogue states that participated in this illegal war. Come on, Kofi, it’s time to step up to the plate.

I personally don’t think sanctions should be enough for blatantly violating the sacred UN Charter. I think you should kick us out. It would be the right thing to do. You could really punish us by packing up and moving to Paris. Au revoir, mon amies.

Perhaps Kofi and company are too bogged down in the Oil for Food scandal cover-up to worry about rogue nations, genocide in the Sudan, or the War on Terrorism. Fox News will be running an hour long special Sunday night 9pm EDT about the Oil for Food scandal and how Saddam was probably funneling money from it to Al Qaeda. They are running a series of articles about it on their website. The first can be found here.

The only amazing demonstration of testosterone and testicles that came out of the UN recently was yesterday, when the new envoy to the UN from Iraq, Samir Sumaidy, presented his credentials to Kofi and Company. Unfortunately, the envoy will have no vote until Iraq’s back dues are paid. “ A report issued by Annan earlier this week showed that Iraq lost its right to vote in the General Assembly due to its failure to pay membership dues for years. The right would be restored if Iraq pays 14.5 million US dollars in back dues or convinces the assembly that the outstanding is due to conditions beyond its control.”

If I were Ambassador Sumaidy, I would argue that Iraq paid more than 14.5 million in dues through kickbacks in the Oil for Food Scandal, demand a refund and a regime change at the UN.