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10/30/2004: "Hey Pig Shit, nice to see ya!"

Every time a rodent sticks its head out of its burrow increases the chances the hawk will swoop down and have it for lunch.

Nice to see UBL pop out of his cave long enough to give John Kerry his political endorsement added to Yassar Arafat, Jacques Chirac, Kim Jong IL, Kofi Annan, Michael Moore, and the usual assortment of swill known as terrorists. If I were Kerry, I would slit my wrists over my never-ending list of endorsements by America’s greatest enemies.

Okay UBL here’s my little tete-a-tete for you. Pardon my French….

“Your security is not in the hands of [Democratic presidential nominee John] Kerry or Bush or al Qaeda. Your security is in your own hands.”

Congratulations! That remedial course in democracy you have been taking is really starting to pay off. Our security is in our own hands, always has been, always will be. Too bad for you, yours is in the hands of our military whose patience, persistence, and “strategery” will pay off. Of that, I have no doubt and patience is a virtue, now isn’t it?

“Any nation that does not attack us will not be attacked.”

(I guess this goes to the mention of your not attacking Sweden but I think you should have said Switzerland instead. That would conjure up images of neutrality in everything except banking scams. Sweden conjures images of drugs, prostitution, you know the usual infidel behaviors you so despise in your righteousness.)

Anyway, why haven’t you attacked that den of inequity Sweden? Funds a little low? Cave not sufficient for war room planning? Bored with just homicide bombers? Feeling a little constrained these days? Or are you saving it for me? BRING IT ON PIGSHIT! BRING IT ON. Yes, there will be casualties. Yes, because I respect life, I will morn the loss of life while your sociopathic soul will rejoice. But if the alternative is to lie down and let you mow over me, I’ll be damned if I’ll go down without a helluva fight. Your taunts give me resolve. Thanks for the infusion. That’s what we call American Spirit.

Oh and by the way, that little vignette of anti-Semitism is a nice touch but I can’t help but wonder why such a small population of the world causes you people so much angst. Guess Allah isn’t so Akbar to you if you see little Israel as such a threat. Israel and women seem to be your biggest nemeses. My estrogen levels seem to produce more testosterone than you have. Have you checked between your legs lately to see if you still have testicles?

Okay pigshit, back into your hole now. Be a good boy because don’t forget the hawk is still circling.